198) Sunday, 7 March 2010 16:23 Host: c211-28-47-197.frank2.vic.optusnet.com.au
trading post:- the following items are hereby offered for sale courtesy of herr hofert of the physically disinclined society of inactive pussy whipped. also known by their latin name of erectus minimus or their ancient tribal name of the layinbedanddofugallallfuggindayames. 1/ velocipede aka bicycle (done fug all k's only ridden to mordi and back under sufferance 4 times. $200.00 ono. 2/ cricket bat. beautifully preserved middle and grip, just need to clean the red marks off the edges and theres heaps of runs in this piece of willow $175.00 3/ asics running shoes- just used for walking around the hub pushing the shopping trolley never used for running in anger so the purchaser should get many pleasurabl;e kilometres out of these shoes $100.00 4/ am willing to swap these items for a slightly used spinal column and or a heart This should elicit a very riposte of the highest order
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 hmmmnnn, yessss Wednesday, 10 March 2010 07:23
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Well apart from the fact it makes no sense whatsoever, i think a short trip to the sanitorium is in order for mrs wheelers little boy. Obviuosly his pulled back muscle is attached to his cerebellum and is distorting his senses. I wiould have done the tredley thing Sunday but went to put mey cleats on and couldnt remember how they worked. And someone stole my bell and tipped the contents of the bottom of a #@*%!ies cage into my mouith during the night. After tripping the light fantastic till 4 in the am, i thought it safe to stay off the roads until at least 10 when I ventured back to the secen of the crime to watch the great unwashed under 17s in the gf. As long as you are there on Sunday for the great victorian 5 km fun run ( oxymoronic or what?) all is forgiven. Reminds me of the joke about the oyster that went into a bar and pulled a muscle, somehow???
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spewsy mcchuckup Thursday, 11 March 2010 09:02
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so it would appear that you consumed something between 4 and 6 ponies of mid strength carlton draught which then sent you into the usual catatonis state whereby you attempt to impersonate the minister for electrocutions until you pass out or throw up. by the way mrs mac is wrapping all her plants and small animals in glad wrap awaiting your attendance saturday evening where you will no doubt continue the tradition of depositing the day ( and nights) takings somewhere on the mccully property. guess you will be back there on sunday cleaning and apologising as per.
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logic is overated Thursday, 11 March 2010 09:04
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since when did making sense become a prerequisite for contribution to the bite. If that was the case there would be one enrty with your name attached and that would be the one advising that you are banned for outrioght imbecility of the highest order.
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yesss....logic Thursday, 11 March 2010 11:54
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whoever yuo are logic, i vote for you
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197) Monday, 1 March 2010 07:14 IP: 125.255.116.17
its all about the kids:- how did you get a game in callums team????
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the kids Monday, 1 March 2010 10:19
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yeah right you know as well as i do that you have to retire at 20 in ther under 11s or not if ur from somerville
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billy bowden Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:22
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ok i stand corrected. i have been reliably informed that the opposition put the rattle back in the ball, removed off and leg stump, left timed out as the only method of dismissal applicable, forced the bowlers to bowl with their non preferred from 36 metres. and you still only got 26 whats going on there???????????
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billy - u tossbag Friday, 5 March 2010 06:40
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they did put the rattle back in the ball but it was a size 4 rattle, which we all know is much smaller and less noisy than the standard number 6 rattle which has been used in local competitions for many seasons now. To change the rattle and have to adjust to the pitch and noise level emanating from the ball, is a very tricky thing to acheive. Obviuosly you havent been subjected to hitting a ball with a number 4 bell in it or you woiuld never make such outalndish statements.
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196) Monday, 1 March 2010 07:00 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Master blaster:- And to all you flogs who want to know -the great man made 26 on saturday - run out direct hits non strikers end from point. Velly unlucky but was smashing the ball to all parts of the oval. Top score for the year. Still hung over now.
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richie benaud Monday, 1 March 2010 07:04
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most excellent news herr hofert doubled your aggregate for the season. you must be chuffed.
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T he Don Monday, 1 March 2010 15:27
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That should bump up the ave to 5 for the year!!
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195) Monday, 1 March 2010 06:58 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
fixture:- Good draw for the Sharkies. 5 Home games, 4 away and only travle to GlenOrden, melbourne, southern saints and raiders
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194) Thursday, 25 February 2010 07:07 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
food and drug agency:- It has come to our attention that a ceratin person has been selling contraband chocolates in the Ballam Park precinct of late. This shady character is well known to law enforcment agencies and has been under surveillance for some time. Last evening he was spotted selling out of use by date Cadbury family Fun blocks, large Caramello Koalas that have been sitting in a box in the back seat of a red commodore and have been melted and solodidifeid some 2 dozen times. This poses the eater to a serious health risk from contracting Chocolate Chlamidia, a very serious condition that affects the eye hand co ordiantaion and kcking ability. Several Tigersharks, all who deny purchasing from this scurillious trafficker, include the Big Grannma and also the robot Goose. Big Stubags denies vehemetly buying said chocolate and we beleive him as his kicking has always been ordianry.
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wheeled warriors Monday, 1 March 2010 07:13
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dont tip me into the granma or he will hunt me down and punch the absolute bejessus out of me if he suspects even the hiont of a sting. that is, when he has a chance with all the 20 year olds hanging off his big big guns. mind he has been convalescing since the tumultuos smash in william street that would have poleaxed a mere mortal. last count $250 for handlebars and tape, $300 for frame cracks, $150 for replacement helmet (seems somewhat superfluos), $100 for sunglasses, $6 x $75 sessions at pysch for self esteem repair work. $250 for brain scans.
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melbourne city council Monday, 1 March 2010 10:21
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and $3,200 for reparing the hole to the street caused when his ample ar5s hit the deck
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193) Sunday, 21 February 2010 17:34 Host: c220-239-211-56.frank2.vic.optusnet.com.au
cheap shots galore:- well, seeing as how the chang like one sits around the old age peeps home, having successfully molested the ones under medication, and has very large quantities of time to write his particular brand of tripe it would be only fair to allow the silvery one a comeback.
hofs once peroxided bonce, which is now completely lacking in (1) hair of any human dna trace (2) any brain cells that are superfluous to the functions of eating, drinking and breathing (3) looks that make the average person want to get down and prostrate themselves before their particular god thanking him that they didn’t have to look like. These facts alone should convince the mentally challenged one that he is indeed fortunate to be walking on his hind legs at this point and therefore he should probably shut the fug up and concentrate on changing washers and continence pads. Certainly should have plenty of time for the aforementioned activities seeing as how he has now placed the $3000 bike and accessories into retirement.
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mirth and merriment Monday, 22 February 2010 06:46
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If i only exist so you can get your jollies then i have succeeded in my holy grail. It is certainly a measure of a man that he cannot find the time to jump on a treadley and ride with some other pppl when he has an abundance of more pressing matters to attend to. Popularity does rhyme with hilarity and the latter does remind me of your constant drivelling posts. I hope the new uniform fit your ample frame but i have yet to see any photos of the rebel tour on the road. I am also descnedant from austarliptihicus africanus of which the last 4 letters i think you can definelty relate to as most of what you type comes from it. keep on dreaming and fighting the good fight and I shall be in the trenches come round 1 - probably supers or masters and not the between 47 and 65 yrs old ( and if you need the incontinence pads - dont bother Simon anymore, I can do you a great deal)
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192) Friday, 19 February 2010 07:02 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Back to the future:- All are invited to a retro 80's night at the Ballam Park CC rooms Saturday 27th Feb from 8 pm.
Dress up in your old 80s gear or in Wheels case just rock up dressed normal. See Gaz for furher info.
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191) Monday, 15 February 2010 13:38 Host: c220-239-211-56.frank2.vic.optusnet.com.au
litigation city:- it is with great delight that i read the opinions of that miserable pile of yak droppings ghof. his ovious disdain for the spell check button makes 80% of his diatribe unreadable to anyone except a dislexic chilean tarot reader. anyhoo, the silly tool did in fact drain a number of 4 footers. just as well cos all of his drives were struck with the ferocity of a midget wrestler, his fairway irons with the accuracy of messrs burke and wills and his approach shots had all the subtlety of a john holmes scene. in fact the mere starin of carting ghof around the course was the single greatest contribution to big stu suffering cardiac arrest a day or so later. however if anyone can locate one or more of the 17 cleanaway branded golf balls there is a small reward in it for them.
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mr slade Monday, 15 February 2010 18:29
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cheezus cchriss, the old grey man of waste had all fugn day to dream up that drivel. It doth flow freely from his fingers onto the qwerty board that has seen way too much for a peice of engineered plastic. I do tend to type with such speed that the accuracy of the words doesnt matter, unlike you - it is the power behind the words, much like the force of my 2.5 wood on the said day at Mornington or Yawnington as it was watching you traipse off into the melaluca lancelotta in search of pills with wide smiles galors. And I once dated a dyslexic Chilean ( or was it the nympho Swedish backpacker) and they do have a pancant for all things spiritual. Farewell, a dieu, auf wedershen fug off
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Conchita Cunnalingua Wednesday, 17 February 2010 09:49
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I am president of the Chilean Reader Tarot Dyslexic Society. I take umbrage and a grain of salt the offenseive remarks made by Mr Wheel. He is very bad man. He should know better than to belittle people who are less fortunate than himslef. Next time i see him, if i am not blinded by his silvery locks, i will hex him with a kicking style that will rival Carlsons helicopter punts and Grannys up and under Campese like bombs and Messrs Lonies wobbly attempted stab like dribblers.
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190) Tuesday, 9 February 2010 23:34 IP: 210.177.157.29
El Prez:- G'day all from the gutters of Hong Kong. Been enjoying the local brew and food. THe crusie was sensational. About 4 days until Chinese New Year and Bugger me dead its the year of the Tiger. Rather ironic me thought and hope that is a sign! Singapore was great and visited the home of the Changster. Tried to piuch#@*%! some Vientanamse dresse fopr Daesy but none would fit. Have travelled far and wide and the girls have spent some coin. Looking foward to coming home to Funkytown but could get used to the beer up here....it's not too bad! Suzie Wong and a rather tall lady with an adams apple said hi to Peechers. See you all at training next week.
Macca
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Chang Monday, 15 February 2010 07:07
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Yes Macca, if you go down south a tad you get to my brother city in Hooch Iming City. That ladyboy with the adams apple was probably peechers as we havent sen him for dust - and also Ricca
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189) Monday, 1 February 2010 07:25 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Tales from the Gulf:- Yes not updating Tigers woes but the woes and misfortunes of the TigerSHARKS monthly pilgrimage to the house of golf. First group was the pairing of Granny and The Goose ( who sighed hugely when paired with the optically challenged one), Hardy and Whitey. The 2nd to hit off was the big shouldered Dell with the angry silver fox Wheel with Stuey and Ghof obviously the glamour pairing. Wheels oultaly of several thousands of dollars for 2 clubs and a bag meant nothing as he continued to plunder the tea tree in search of wayward aggotts. Dells shoulders continued to strain at the weight of carrying the angry one, even more so when he stripped down to his footy shorts and muscle shirt. The Stuemeister and hoff were going swimmingly witht ehir putting an high,ight. With much pressure from the peanut gallery ( presidnet elect G Wheeller) GHOF drained several 4 metre putts for par to keep them in touch. Sadly, Wheels used the old foot wedge to keep them in the game and won by default. Correspondence havent been recvd by yher other group but I beleive Granny disgraced himslef as usual and the Goose was very happy that Wheels was in the other group.
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188) Thursday, 28 January 2010 19:32 Host: c220-239-211-56.chirn1.vic.optusnet.com.au
richie benaud:- can we have an update on our intrpid young opening batsman form ballam park chunderers cricket club. wonder how many he crafted last week??? hmmmmmmm
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Crash Craddock Friday, 29 January 2010 07:02
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The great man was hiumming after a cuople of sweetly timed cover drives and of course those infamous signature flick off the pds down to fine leg for 1. When the peanut of an umpire adjudged a ball that was half a yard down leg side and the great behemoth was so close to the bowlers end he took a drag off the non strikers ciggie, to much chagrin the umpire raised his finger even before any appeal from bowler. All who witnessed this atrocity likened it to the explosion of the Hindenburg at New York in 1933 and the famous wardrobe malfunction at Her majestys theatre when Sir Colin Leslie Graeme pattersons' prostectic oenis fell from his pant onto the lap of a vsiting ambassodrs wife from Sweden or some such Scandinavian clime. After several hours the great Ghof was calm enough to talk more than 5 words without the dreaded c word ( charleton) and f ( flombe ) But he will live to fight another day but not will he have to battle the bolwer with a new 2 pce pill and 10 fieldpersons but the umpiring fraterntiy as well
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187) Wednesday, 27 January 2010 07:03 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Buzz Lightbeer:- Looking forward to training tonite and see how many sheep have been consumed by the great unwashed. Messrs Lonie, Lamina and Ricca are prime candidates to join the biggest losers - according to Granny, who has cut a swathe through the mid 20 yr olds at Somie over the summer. The angry silver pigeon is back with a vengeance, steeled with some NYE resolutions(??) Should be a great night, if only I could get enthhused..........
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Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Thursday, 28 January 2010 07:13
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Hmmmmmnnnnn.... training went pretty much to script last night. Doorsy still confused about not being able to move cones around, Lonie still only hitting 70% of targets, Granny still doing the up and under ala union sytle kick but telling all and sundry how fugn good he is. Simon the likeable still on he angry roids, Wheels still bullet handballing, Zoolander running like a well oiled P76, no Lamina or Ricca ( same old same old ) no Samoan ( Superbowl? ) Roccatansky rolling up late and crusing around, teh Goose running around like a 12 yr old in the body of a 50 yr old. GHof crusing around his svelteness reminscent of Judd Harvey and Buckley. ( or shiould read Elmer Fudd, harvey Norman and jef Buckly? )Ahhh, footy - it's good to have ya back
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interesting observations by the passive one. question is will he break into a canter at any stage, and will he join in the drills or stand around impersonating someone whose opinion matters. one thinks we could have a decided weight advatage if not lacking somwhat in height. wish it was world championship wrestling we would simply employ a couple of the larger units in the haystacks calhoun style BIG SPLASH. fix those skinny fit yuppies from up near the yarra
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Tommy wood#@*%! Friday, 29 January 2010 07:06
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he is like a great racehorse - he will peak when the time is right and not before. Why fly in late January when you are needed at your level best in late August and September. Remember, the great marathon doth start with one step, whatever that means. remeber form is a fluctuate but class is permanent
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186) Tuesday, 29 December 2009 20:25 Host: c220-239-211-56.chirn1.vic.optusnet.com.au
great white meets tiger:- oh a joyous occasion at the royal and ancient rosebud country club when the sharkies popped in for a convivial 18 holes. the great chang duffed his first shot of the day and failed to pass the ladies. after much laughter and merriment the rest of us proceeded on. grannys sledging of hardys bike rioding technique (volkswagon) was used to successfully give hardy the brace and bits however he toiled on manfully and had his rvenge when he saw a green with two flags on it ahha just the thing for old bung eye he exclaimed. sterky meanwhile was forced to reconsider the wisdom of questioning wheels for having 24 clubs in his bag as that simply resulted in wheels tormenting poor goosey all round. pine cones, tees, putters, golf balls were all used in ways they were not designed for to intiodate goosey and eventuially they worked. big dall was the only sensible one as he ignored mrs lonies stressing, grannys bleating and all the other piddling and whining to record the best score. this report wouldnt be complete without mentioning chain saw hardstone who took out 2 100 year old pine trees with a solid 2 iron that ultimately nearly richocheted back onto his right plum.
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185) Wednesday, 16 December 2009 08:57 IP: 125.255.116.17
flannelled fools:- had the joyous task of watching the great and skipper the ballam park 3's on saturday. said skipper placed the field with hitler like precision and proceeded to field like a german band pinging returns form the outfield with an oomph that could be heard in the next postcode. sadly he underbowled certain silvery champions and suffered the consequences. Chasing 200 plus and with 2 overs to face you would have thought the great man could negotiate his way to stumps but alas he fell to the old leg side trap. goooooooooonnnnnne was the call from macca, gkr and drunken on the boundary. the sao was umpiring and further massacred the cause when he slaughted our number 3 with an lbw that struck his pad closer to the non strikers stumps than the batsmans stumps. epsiode 2 next week
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Now I know how Greg XChappel felt when he asked Twevor to bowl the underarm ball. Mentally and physically fatigeud from a week of fidel gastro and the ineptness of his fellow fieldpersons, the great Chang did fall for the old leg slip trap. He is now doing quite well, recovering at the Sunny Hills sanitorium but has recurring nightmares from an lbw decision given to one of his fellow Knights.
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184) Thursday, 10 December 2009 07:21 IP: 125.255.116.17
got the spelling right:- the sight of our anorexic aids sufferer relaxing on the grass while his mates did the hard yards last night was sickening and disrespectful. When is this self proclaimed champion of the club gonna actually get upright and kick the sherrin in anger. The next question is how many brave and bold sharkies will come down with salmonella/botulism or swine flu after changmeisters savage cremation of the snaggers last night. thank goodness i took the safe route and ran over a couple of rats which i ate rather than running the risk of those suprise bags.
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roget Monday, 14 December 2009 16:49
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Just to pick you up on a couple of points there, you syphilletic puss wad. The young man o steel you refer to is completely heterosexual in every sense of the word - he has never been punched around the ring, as you so obviously have been and given the context of your drivel it appears you are a taker not a giver. You use the term 'mates' rather liberally as he could count on one hand his 'real' mates and you sir, are as far away as being his 'mate' when my bum ( which has never been voilated as yours has been for some years now ) points down
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roget part 2 Monday, 14 December 2009 16:54
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As we are in the midst of an economic downtrun, the call was to tighten the belts. Michael Hutchence took this way too literally but we had a very strict budget to spend on our end of 2009 snag sizzle. After travelling home via Chingvale Road, a fellow whose great great grandfather came out to dig a 35 foot vertical hole near Castlemaine 150 years ago, offered me some pork rolls, a silly looking gold cat that waves at you and 3 dozen snags that looked like they have been sunbaked with Reef oil on Sunnyside beach. Being a vegan, it didnt worry me how they looked , so I bought them.
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183) Thursday, 10 December 2009 07:18 IP: 125.255.116.17
putting in:- the sight of ouyr anorexic aids sufferer relaxing on the grass while his mates did the hard yards last night was sickening and disrespctful. When is this self proclaimed champoion of the club gonna actually get upright and kick the sherrin in anger. The next question is how many brave and bold shrkies will come down with salmonella/botulism of swine flu after changm,eisters savaging cremation of the snaggers last night. Thanks christ i took the same route and ran over a couple of rats which i ate ratyher than running the risk of those suprise bags.
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182) Tuesday, 8 December 2009 18:38 Host: c220-239-211-56.chirn1.vic.optusnet.com.au
granma wheels:- i wont tolerate this slanderous attack on your gregory any further. i am reliably informed that the slowness and the staitness of his delivery would befuddle most batsmen-so there
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181) Wednesday, 18 November 2009 12:05 IP: 125.255.116.17
setting the record straight:- the hof was dismissed prematurely (much like his sex life) for boring us all to the shizenhousen. wheels bowled demonically to knock over the two maddest bastards in the club granny and simon he also took a fine catch at extras fugn silly mid off to dismiss the savagely swinging blow from davey locjknuts. he also batted supoorbly with bruice the golden goose to pass the numpties tally in 2 overs. macca will be fined for bowling a full bunger on hoferts thigh pad (the biggest part of him) whioch cannonned off aforemnetined pad to the boundary missing his splinter thin bat by a whisker. as a batsman/bowler hof makes very good decisions when umpiring the tool
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Stashtishun Thursday, 19 November 2009 06:47
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The scorebook will show that the great Hoffmeister scored an unbeaten 13 before retiring to give others a go. Wheels did bowl ok - the 2 that he actaually landed on the darker green syntheic stuff, the second surprising Granny it actually was fairly straight. The wicket shall not be attributed as being bolwed but 'batsmen stunned by a uncharacteristic straight one'.And if Mrs Wheels gets on here one more time to pump up little Gweggowys tires, severe and quick retirbution shall be sought.
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180) Thursday, 12 November 2009 14:32 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Macca:- The Tigersharks kicked off last night with a light run lead by Hardy around Ballam Park and then a convivial game of 20/20 cricket afterwards. It was a good turnout with about 24 players turning up.
Macca’s Mumbai Marvels took on Carlson’s Caribbean Cream Pies. The Marvels won by about 8 wickets and 30 runs although no official scorer was in attendance. Highlights were Animal’s bowling style and wicket taking ability (bowling style was a cross between Max Walker and an Orang-utan having a fit), Davey Lockwood playing like Geoff Boycott and holding up one end and young Callum Hofert showing some style when coming out to bat. Me thinks young Callum watches too much cricket on TV (he does show more style and ability than his old man though).
New coach Matt Shaw spelt out what pre season training was going to be all about …. not running people into the ground but about improving our core strength, general level of health and to make sure we are all a little less susceptible to injuries in the long run. Training will be a combination of methods and footies will form a big part of pre season training.
Next two weeks (Weds 18th & 25th) we’ll be training at Monterey High School (behind Pines footy club) starting at 6.30pm. After that we’ll be at Ballam Park (2nd & 9th Dec). For each session bring your running gear and a towel.
Matt’s quote from an unnamed source and theme for this pre season is: “If you take the enjoyment of footy then it’s a pain in the #@*%!”
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179) Thursday, 12 November 2009 06:54 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Common Tatter:- Great night at Ballam Park last evening with the boys having a hit and giggle ( or in Laminas case, running in giigling whilts bolwing, talking pirate and dropping sitters at mid wicket ). Granny batted like a Granny, teh Hoff was a picture of sartorial elegance, smashing severla boundaries before retiring to give the lesser lights and chance to shine. Carlso batted like an old mole, Rusty got a golden and Simon a duck. Wheels bowled like he does in indoor but no side nets to straighten him up. The new #@*%!roack smacked em around a bit as did big Dell. Yung Hofert weaved a spell around Locknuts and had him caught at bat pad. The big Samoan was very ordinary as cathcer, err keeper as was Simon the likeable, lobbing the ball back like he was back in Lebanon lobbing grenades. All in all a fun night before the serious stuff starts but one questins remains - how did Stuey go over at Hallam?
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Saw the Stumeister in at Officeworks buying heaps of different coloured textas. Said when he got home he was going to get his kids to put some pretty pictures on his arms. Thought it would help him fit in if he looked and played like that other left footer over at Hallam
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178) Friday, 6 November 2009 14:16 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Macca:- Pre season training start next Weds 11th Nov.
Here's the plan for the next 3 weeks......
Next week is at Ballam Park (meet 6pm Weds 11th Nov at Ballam Park Cricket Club enter off Naranga Cres), we will go for a run then have a 20/20 cricket match as an intro to the new season. Matt Shaw will then give everyone his plans for the rest of pre-season.
For the following two weeks, Weds 18th and 25th Nov, we will train at Monterey College just behind Pines footy ground.
If anybody has cricket gear please bring it along next week.
Matt will print out sheets and give to all outlining our pre-season movements for training.
Shower and bar facilities will be available at Ballam Park.
See you there next week.
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177) Tuesday, 20 October 2009 08:23 Host: CPE-121-219-3-18.vic.bigpond.net.au
Gaz:- Heard a rumour that Stuey and Granny are going to Hallam and we get 3 slabs of beer evry week. We must work hard to ensure this deal works as it is a win-win for both sides
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adrian anderson Wednesday, 21 October 2009 08:11
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Can someone confirm that G.Hofert was seen boarding a plane for QLD to enter into trade negotiations? And if so lets hope a deal can be struck that sees the Hofert with all the skills come back to the sharkies!
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Jame Fantasia Wednesday, 21 October 2009 08:52
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Yes, can confirm G Hoff was a prt of the complicated Fevola-Bradshaw-Rischitelli-Goerring trade to QLD. The great man is now sunninghisself on the Gold Coast in anticipation of the Super GP this weekend. Rumour not true that he is employed to rid the track of skidmarks are unsubstantiated at this time. Ricca is considering legal action as he was promised a heap of skimark action
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the dark knight Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:28
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i hope while garys away he can find some ability maybe he can ask his brother for a few tips & maybe a bit of luck might help aswell theres no piont sunning your self gary your enormouse ears will keep the sun off you im mean how long does it take to burn a twigg ? your a tool gary stay in qld & hire yourself out as a fishing rod at least you would be good for somthing
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Andrew Demtiriou Friday, 23 October 2009 11:05
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Here I am busy working at taking AFL to the unwashed, illiterates of Western Sydney and my right hand man goes and defects to Hunt Engineering. I can understand Hunt's wanting to improve their sales taem with this poaching... anyone who can sell the hands in the back rule must be able to sell Hunts products better than those currently doing the job
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Mike Fitzpatrick Thursday, 29 October 2009 06:54
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Hunts products stand the test of time. Origanlly set up to provide the German war machine with tanks and planes, they went on to build street sweepers for the streets of Moscow, fishing rods for Shimano and special reinforced bike seats for largish tyre fitters from Somerville. You can bank on Hunts -they are a great bunch at Hunts
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176) Thursday, 10 September 2009 08:38 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Handy Andy:- Gone very quiet about that Granny bloke here. Whats going on?
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Quaddy Thursday, 17 September 2009 08:54
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Is Granny taking his hand on the trip away for back up?
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Nurse Ratchet Thursday, 17 September 2009 10:55
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Back up, word on the street is that either the right or left is the first port of call.His mum is so proud he is ambidextiris.
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Single Mothers of Echuca Thursday, 17 September 2009 11:00
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Looking forward to meeting "Quick Draw" Franklin on the weekend, we are told he has the fastest hands and is known to inflict all sorts of punishment on himself since that famous Hong Kong Porn Flick."Fists of Fury"
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Jealous Friday, 18 September 2009 15:18
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I'm still having trouble with the fact that Granny can have "twins" all to himself - and the way they reach for the beer for him as soon as he asks! He is definately king of his domain. I only hope he treats them right and doesn't make a fist of it all.
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Arm Lancestrong Saturday, 19 September 2009 12:12
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Me old china Granny - up in Echuca, look out all you single ladies. And a tip Wayne, if you luck out, remember you told me the old trick of sitting on your left hand till it goes numb as during the action it feels like someone else is doing the work
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175) Monday, 7 September 2009 14:36 Host: 123-243-113-46.static.tpgi.com.au
Macca:- Not easy being club Prez. I was at official AFL lunch on Bulldogs V Geelong and look what celebrity hassled me to have her photo taken with me!
She'll do Preso night for free!!
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Granny Tuesday, 8 September 2009 08:52
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Just tell her to stop texting me and stalking me, tell her it's over and tel her to tell that bitch kylie minogue as well
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Karoake Kid Tuesday, 8 September 2009 08:53
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Guess Macca got Photo Shop for Fathers day then
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Macca Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:06
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Pretty hard to photo shop the other photo I took of Rickee Lee and I together. Trying to keep a steady hand in that position wasn't easy I tells ya!!!
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174) Friday, 28 August 2009 10:51 Host: 60-240-120-245.static.tpgi.com.au
SB:- Good luck on the weekend boys...Morts...If you get in...have a ripper! I wont even suggest that you play nice and tight!
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SB Monday, 7 September 2009 11:13
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Type in the sound of crickets...... ...... ...... ......
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Sorry SB Tuesday, 8 September 2009 08:55
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But the boys were very focussed on the semi fianl but young Morts had a run in the exhibition game prior and swallowed some vast quantitities of angry pills as he wanted to do a Lloydy and run through a 16 yr old ring in. So mildly mannered during the day then bang whooshka - talk about white line fever
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173) Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:34 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
pink:- wayne - just thankin yall for the inspiration for my no 1 hit 'u and ur hand'
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172) Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:55 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Mrs. Hand:- Wayne - I want to thank you for those intense but brief few moments last Sunday morning. Lovely to hear you brush off your cycling mates to spend the mronign with me. The passion was pleasant and left me with callouses but as you haven't called me since, i am wondering if there is another?
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Buddy Franklin Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:01
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Rest easy Mrs.Hand, how could I ever be with any other than yourself! Especially when you role play with the oven mit on?
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Miss Palmer Wednesday, 26 August 2009 16:34
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But Wayne - remember you & me and that old cricket glove and then the other time with the powder free latex one. Remember the old adage - the left hand must know who, err what the right hand is doing
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171) Monday, 24 August 2009 21:38 Host: 123-243-102-148.static.tpgi.com.au
Semi Final Curtain Raiser:- Hey Sharkies
We need a bunch of Over-45s to play the Curtain-Raiser at Mordi on Sunday (10:45 start). Please ring Ming on 0405-587-979 if interested.
Will Glenn from Brunswick is coaching the state seniors squad, so he'll have most of the state team for his side, and we need someone to test them out. I guess Will's mob will wear the BigVs. I'll have the greyVs too. See you there - Ming
For the older guys like Willo there's the O-50s v O-55s at Bentleigh.
Sunday 30th August 2009
Div.1 Semi Finals: Southern Saints – Bentleigh Rec.Res. (Mel.77 F1)
* Game 1 - Exhibition - Over 50’s & 55’s (10:45 am)
* Game 2 – Essendon vs. Ascot Vale (12.45pm.)
* Game 3– Greensborough vs. Footscray (2.45 pm.)
Div.2 Semi Finals: Mordialloc – Ben Cavanagh Res. (Mel. 87 G12)
* Game 1 - Exhibition - Over 45’s game (10:45 am)
* Game 2 – Darebin vs. Frankston (12.45pm.)
* Game 3– Northern Dists. vs. Melbourne Dists. (2.45 pm.)
Div.3 - Semi Finals: Eric Bell Reserve - Melways Map 99 J9 (Frankston Supers)
* Game 1 – Knox Lions vs. Federal/Bayside (12.45 pm)
* Game 2 – Werribee vs. Hallam (2.45pm. )
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Changi Tuesday, 25 August 2009 09:12
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What about the 35-45 yr olds? Discrimination of this demographic but when the league has their presentation night on a Monday night in Footscray probably true to form
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170) Friday, 21 August 2009 19:00 Host: 169.83.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
Wheres Wally??:- A picture of our favourite Ernie on the Lang fc website....who knew he was so dapper...
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Ding Dong Wednesday, 26 August 2009 08:56
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Ernie Sigley played for Langy?
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169) Friday, 21 August 2009 08:44 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Father son left to carry on ..:- Great nite at the pit last Weds with heaps of father-son/daughters on the track. Peechers didnt turn up with his DNA testing equipment so we'll have to wait another year for thos paternity tests. Good to see Granny take young Davey Lockwood onder his wing but i think he took it too far when i found him spanking him on the rooms later that night.
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168) Tuesday, 18 August 2009 13:51 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Second Lady:- Sad to say that one of the premier netball players has done a fetlock and wont be showing any of her outstanding prowess for some time. It will have to left up to the rest of the team to carry us through for most of this season. GOOOOOOOOOOOO Sharks
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167) Monday, 17 August 2009 18:02 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Dr. Stephen Hawkins:- Just a quick remark to Mr. Dean White of Mt Martha West, do not ever doubt the mathematical ability of one of my mensa mentors in the great Mr G Hoff. He correctly worked out the % gained yesterday and it was backed up by the ladder on the Sporting Pulse today. Beware Mr White or I shall voice command my wheelchair to run over your bung foot several times, you hypotenuse hyporcrite!!!
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166) Saturday, 15 August 2009 19:14 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Chelsea City Council:- The road works division of the Chelsea City Council was called out to urgently fill a hole in the road at the intersection of Edithvale Rd and Staion St early this morning. Reports confirm the fact that 2 Tigersharks were riding along, when the left footed one from Seaford North failed to get his foot out of the peg and fell over. To much merriment of a group of 20 riders behind him, his fellow Tigershark and a group of kids in a car at the traffic lights. No assistamnce could be rendered as all and sundry we laughing so hard. "Would apprecite it Gaz if you dont tell anyone" No worries mate, I got my young fella to type this. Hhahahahahahahahahahaha
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165) Thursday, 13 August 2009 08:41 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
NETBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL:- Well done to the Sharkettes who won their first game of the season at the Wayne Franklin Memorial Sports & Leisure centre. I was not at the game, had a proir commitment ( Wire in the blood was on ABC2) but apparntly all the girls preformed well in a variety of defferent positions (?). Coach Johnny Collins was very impreseed with the girls, so much so he joined them in the changerooms after the game and offered to take their bibs home and wash them. Messres Lonie ( who was harder at the pill than her husband, Stuey "Squealer" Lonie) and Hofert ( who can actually take the ball overhead, unlike her hubby ). Great win and look forward to playing next week, the Ladies From the Isle of Lesbos
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164) Wednesday, 5 August 2009 12:36 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
NETBALL!!!!!!!:- The Sharkettes started ther seaosn campaign against the younger, fitter and svelter Lemon Tartlettes at the Peter Ricca netball centre in Frankston last night. Messrs Lonie, Collins(X 2), Isted, Zueschner, Richens, Hardstone and Hofert took to the court. The Sharketttes started with a bang, scoring the first points of the game then we slowly beaten into subsission by the fitter svelter firmer thingys from teh other side. The match was held up whiklst one of the Tartlettes had to rush onto the court, fresh from a bizarre lie detector radio interview with a shock jock. Coach Johnny collins was warned by the ref for yelling out'bloody hell rerfs, they been doing it all game' after the first 10 seconds. Messrs Lonie and Hofert hit the ball harder than their hubbys and coach dawesy should look for some inspiration ion the way our fearless trainer Kaz attacks the pill. The girls take on the Foxy Cougars next week and should be a bleter if only we knew the bloody rules
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Granny Wednesday, 5 August 2009 17:29
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Well done to the girls! Few questiosn on this netball gig. Will they be having an end of season trip? When does their season end? Hope none of them have heard of Echuca? It should be OK though as they won't know how to find Echuca. As we all know women cannot read maps! Do women find me atrractive?
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Luke Darcy Thursday, 6 August 2009 08:59
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Granny - that posts shows your very neandertahl approach to women. Australipithicus Africanus like you have to remember that the female form have to be papmered and like the lovey dvey approach. You have to keep on with this facade until you get what you want then roll over and go back to sleep. And no matter what Stuey says, I beleive that women do find you attractive - I have committed my life to finding that one woman for you and I wont rest until i find her
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163) Friday, 31 July 2009 18:29 IP: 115.130.59.212
sherrin:- any truth in the rumour that the the ruckman/coach had his way with julie, from the loveboat?
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162) Friday, 31 July 2009 17:50 Host: 203-217-68-186.dyn.iinet.net.au
Hello Sailor:- Any truth in the rumour that Ricca , and Granny are now spending Friday nights together sipping west coast coolers and swapping waxing tips?
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Shagger Monday, 3 August 2009 15:39
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Any truth to the rumour that Granny rushed to meet Ricca at his place last night to rub copious quantities of goanna oil into the damaged hamstring and there was a little bit of oil left over to enjoy after the massaging was done?
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161) Friday, 31 July 2009 08:02 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Spook:- Wheres the seelcted sides? I was hoping to see Lonie lining up in a back pocket here he belongs and what about that great behemoth Granny - rumour has it has gone out in symphony. Or come out - one or tother.
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Long John Ballsdry Saturday, 1 August 2009 14:23
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I don't see Granny as the sought of person that would be musically talented enough to be in a symphony. Not sure what tother means either Spook, perhaps some gaelic phrase that we are not aware of?
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WebBastard Sunday, 2 August 2009 22:25
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Just for something different I decided to put the teams up on Monday.
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Spook Monday, 3 August 2009 09:21
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Hey Ballsy - if you dont shut up I will tell all about your phallic phrasing that includes the words 'gentitalia' and 'miniscule'
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160) Sunday, 26 July 2009 18:41 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Peplectic dog:- Rumour has it that one El Prez had a flashback from Sunshine and tripped over himself at Eric Bell in the wee hours. Also a terrible assualt took place in the dunny with Johnny Colins being set upon by 2 thugs and being violated. The 2 grinning alledgees had distinctive Russian accents and one laughed crazily at anything and evrything and the other looked just stared at himself flexing his cannons in the mirror. And just like old times for the Collins. spending the night in the vehicle at Eric Bell
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159) Thursday, 23 July 2009 09:59 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Sorry I from Barcelona:- I misheard the great goal kicking ruckperson and what he said was as the weather was 'inclement', there was no training at Eric Bell last night. Didint stop Davey locknuts running 25 laps and having 60 shots on goal
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158) Thursday, 23 July 2009 09:57 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Gran poo bah:- Doorsy rang me and ( via a muffled communication line ) said something like James Clement is coming to training last night but training was cancelled. Whats going on? These steroids may be fugn with my mind.
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157) Monday, 20 July 2009 08:55 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Gaz:- A ripping win by the Supers yesterday at Eric Bell. The big question at the orange break - was 4 goals going to be enough with the strong zephyr blowing down the scoreboard end. The answer - no worries as the Sharkies went goal for goal in the final stanza. Finals now a certainty and as we have knocked off the two top sides already - look out!! Well done to the committee for organising a huge day and well done to the Sharkette netballers
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156) Thursday, 9 July 2009 08:27 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Spectatpr:- Good to see Stuey Lonie back on the track and looks like he's been guilty of eating Wheels sheep again. Lets hope the curse of the clumsy Lonies doesnt come back ton haunt him and he falls over agin ( this time without any alcoholic imbibing ). His great mate Wayne was glad to see him back - they dont hide much those skin tight pants even if you are a junior burger compared to a few big macs around the joint!!
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155) Monday, 6 July 2009 09:41 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
tram conductor:- 2 great wins at Sunshine yesterday by the Masters and Supers. Masters set the tone earky and didnt let the devils into the game after qtr time. Great team spirit in the group and sitting on top of the ladder is a great rewrad for Peecheys boys.A ripping win by the Supers jumping out of the blocks and hanging in their with a great last qtr against the wind to win a thriller. Always huge tn win away especially at Sunshine. Look forwrd t the next game against the local rivals in Raiders.
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lou di gregorio Monday, 6 July 2009 09:45
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A couple of honourable mentions - that Scottish bloke played by some Ausie bloke with an American accent said ]you can take our liberty but youll never take our freedom' ( or something like that. The great Druncas Smith with " WEVE NEVER FUGN WON HERE BOYS" at the orange break will long be remebered as a classic. The prez should give away the turps before the game as he fell over twice with no one within cooee of him. Must have been contagious as max continued the long line of clumsy lonies by going a over t on the far wing, much to the merriment of the Sharkies crowd.
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The Prez Monday, 6 July 2009 12:02
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People have theories of me being drunk (what's the likliehood of that??), having an inner ear infection or just being unco & falling over my own feet twice. The explanation is simple, yet sinister, and my meeting with Dr Phil for a debrief today confirmed that I experienced hallucigenic flashbacks that was caused from post traumatic stress suffered after the fateful incident where I was scarred for life at Sunshine on Round 2 2004. So you blokes lay off. Dr Phil has recommended binge drinking and attendance at this years footy trip as the appropriate psycological treatment for this sort of trauma....drink to forget he told me!!! At least that's what I think he said.
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Tipsy O'Rierdon Monday, 6 July 2009 13:27
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and thats not the first time a nasty gash got you in trouble on the other side of town
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Tipsy McStagger Monday, 6 July 2009 14:56
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And when the gash appeared, the wisecrack of "bet that's not the only place ya bleed from" was a ripper
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Omar Nipplesache Monday, 6 July 2009 16:16
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and a very nice goat too
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154) Friday, 3 July 2009 18:58 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Gummy:- You know, some times when you lose someone that has been a huge part of your life, it takes a while to get over it. When i heard of the passing of one of our greats last week, I broke down and wept. How come thye yake away the greatest and brightest stars when we need them the most. Does any one know if there is a memorial planned for Mollie Sugden of Are you being served fame? I miss her and her pussy already.
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Young Mr Grace Monday, 6 July 2009 09:09
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Fair dinkum Gummy come out of the closet....these were just crocodile tears....we know you cried like a baby for weeks after the passing of Mr Humphries!!!
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153) Thursday, 2 July 2009 23:27 Host: CPE-121-219-99-36.vic.bigpond.net.au
Dave C:- Good luck fellas, here's to 3 wins this Sunday ...
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152) Monday, 29 June 2009 08:28 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
thousand dollars:- Great day at Pines Fc yesterday. Congrats to Phil and Duncs for organising a ripping day. BOG - the great White hope ( would have been a great trip home to Mt Martha with him )Honourable mentions to Jacko and Holly who slunked away without a trace. Shane from Home & Away for pure nuisance value, Stu Lonie for laughing too hard and long at the most trivial of things. Granny for being Granny.
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151) Friday, 26 June 2009 10:48 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Brassil?:- Vale me old mate Michael Jackson who went to the great kiddie fiddler playground in the sky. He was never the same since I celebrated with the winning goal at Dandy West in 2001 with a moonwalk that would have shizzled the bizzle.
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150) Wednesday, 24 June 2009 20:30 Host: d58-104-89-216.dsl.vic.optusnet.com.au
cmac:- can someone please email me the fixture for the remainder of the year.cheers cmac chrisbellacera@yahoo.com.au thanks
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WebNaSTY Thursday, 25 June 2009 09:33
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hey cmac - have you tried the 'fixture' button on the front page and on the menu. The document is in word and can be printed for your convenience.
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149) Monday, 22 June 2009 14:06 Host: CPE-121-219-62-95.vic.bigpond.net.au
Magda:- Congrats on your 50th game Jay
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Jetstar Monday, 22 June 2009 21:01
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Thanks 'Magda' it was a great day, even made better by the fact we had a win, thanks to all the players for there best wishes, especially Stewy'aka Mrs Lonie & El Pres,aka Macca for the fantastic brick wall, I mean banner they made.
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grey ghost of #13 Tuesday, 23 June 2009 12:48
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hit the wrong button and got it in the wrong spot-bit like ricca so here it is again
congrats jay on a great 50 game career.
got me stuffed how you got through the banner without requiring medical attention immediatley afterwards but well done anyway
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jetstar Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:16
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didnt need medical attention, got little 'jetstar' to run through the banner first just in case the sniper was there.
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148) Monday, 22 June 2009 10:08 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Stashtishun:- Sorry to correct the El Prez (Macca not Stubags)but the Sharks have beaten the old foe in Western Devils (aka Sunshine) twice. Round 9 2001 Sharkies 12-8 to Sunshine 2-6. Also in round 7 of 03 21-14 to 3-6
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Gaz Monday, 22 June 2009 10:10
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The second game was played at Mornington due to a groung unavailiblity. Our old mate in Greg Kerr kicked 4 as did eventual goalkicking leader Glyn Morley. That old stager Hooch also kicked 4 in a BOG display. Yours truly got sent off for congratulating an umpire for getting the decison right. Semms to spur me on to greater things with the start of a stellar maggotting career
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El Prez Monday, 22 June 2009 10:37
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Thanks for correction. My recollection of game details V the Devils are hazy A. because of high alcohol consumption yesterday and B. the dreaded head clash on debut for the Sharks. I often have moments where I forget things due to both issues
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Prez's Homeboy Monday, 22 June 2009 11:10
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Correction: Those to efforts were in fact against the old 'Sunshine' not 'Western Devils'.
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Hey homey Tuesday, 23 June 2009 11:11
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Those 2 clubs one in the same just a slight name change. Club plays at same ground same jumpers same bunch of great blokes running around
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grey ghost Tuesday, 23 June 2009 12:46
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congrats jay on a great 50 game career. got me stuffed how you got through the banner without requiring medical attention immediatley afterwards but well done anyway
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147) Saturday, 20 June 2009 18:11 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
rumour is fact:- that stoush at pines today v langy was cuased when some blokes were laughing so hard at Riccas replay of his attempted handball last week ended up in tears. And who said Langy blokes were soe losers
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146) Wednesday, 17 June 2009 16:54 Host: CPE-121-220-99-128.vic.bigpond.net.au
hoges:- sounds like good news to me razor you thank guesty for passing on the news get well and see you soon
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Gaz Thursday, 18 June 2009 18:51
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Yeah. Good to see Razor down the club last night
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145) Tuesday, 16 June 2009 08:17 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Gaz:- I resemble that goal post impersonator remark - I thought i was more like marcel marceu, you know the one when he was carrying a pnae of glass across a busy city street? And no mention of jay getting shot again - damn, it must have taken those blokes 5 yrs to move that grassy knoll from eastern to sth meringue. And yes wheels, he had his head over the pill and it was a hard ball get. And Ricca handballing it to himself? Guess it's not the only thing he'd like to do to himself!!!
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Beyond the grave Thursday, 18 June 2009 17:15
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Wi Wi Monsiuer. That Ricca is more like Marcel Marceau than Monsiuer Hofert. The mime work he did in the Masters game at Northern was magnifique! I think Ricca is a lot like that other great impersonator Danny La Rue if you know what I mean
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Hopoate Thursday, 18 June 2009 18:50
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Yeah Ricca was impersonating a footballer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!still funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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see it but dont believeit Friday, 19 June 2009 22:40
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hard ball get?? jay?? must have been stunned by the sun and stumbled into a contest in error. that'll teach him
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You must b crazyburn Saturday, 20 June 2009 18:08
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Yeah well he was the one that found Wheels hard ball when it goit ripped from his person at Crazyburn a few years back.
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jetstar Saturday, 20 June 2009 23:05
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no it was'nt the sun oh "GREY ONE", i thought after 50 games of playing i better start getting my own ball.
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144) Monday, 15 June 2009 20:32 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Kenrick Tucker:- Rumour has it that the great silver angry one ( aka Mrs Wheeleres little boy ) is pulling on the jeresy next Sunday against Hallam. God help any Hallam bloke who glances sideways at the great pigeoned one
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wheels Friday, 19 June 2009 22:39
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ease up oh great reflecto cranium. i may well fire up but not against hallam perhaps the scraggers at willy july 5 if the great man wisho can squeeze me into the team
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143) Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:33 Host: CPE-121-219-62-95.vic.bigpond.net.au
Northern Districts Ground Info:- Mill Park Lakes Recreation Reserve,
The Lakes Boulevard, South Morang.
Melway: Map 183 C6
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Spook Thursday, 11 June 2009 17:32
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Look at the morangs on that sheila!!!!
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Morang fancier Thursday, 11 June 2009 19:18
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Thats carmen electra. You should see south of the morangs.
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Spook Friday, 12 June 2009 11:16
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Yes thats right - sth morang is just west of salt lkae city!!
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142) Wednesday, 10 June 2009 09:57 Host: CPE-124-180-38-130.vic.bigpond.net.au
RAZOR:- True hoges a little set back for this year but still i should be back training next month
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Gaz Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:57
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All the best Junior - catch up with you soon
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Peechers Thursday, 11 June 2009 19:33
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gday Razor, so sorry hear about your set back. I hope to see you soon and hope you are feeling better soon.
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Jayman Thursday, 11 June 2009 21:51
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Take it easy Razor, we'll miss the "Enforcer" on the backline, get yourself better there's always next season.
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Sykesy Friday, 12 June 2009 20:26
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Welcome to the club , But remember you have to be jump started to be a full member with voting rights , see ya soon look after yourself
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141) Friday, 5 June 2009 19:03 Host: CPE-124-180-249-10.vic.bigpond.net.au
hoges:- heard razor not well maybe finished due to heart problems on monday get well ray
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140) Friday, 5 June 2009 08:40 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Not Brassil but then again...:- Sad sad dat yesterday with the sudden death of that great drag queen, Ricca err... Danny la Rue. Danny was a firm favorite with the lads with his double dild err..
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139) Monday, 1 June 2009 09:56 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Gaz:- Great 3 wins by the Sharkies yesterday. My Mum says lay off with all the jokes about my brother and how good he went. Well, did he have 6 bounces in a row along Jackos wing? No. Did he get a feed at the Khe San cafe? No. Did he completely dominate in the ruck and kick a couple of beautiful long goals? Well, yes but he had big raps on him and I told him at half time to do something.
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Macca Monday, 1 June 2009 16:12
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I was around at Castle Grey Skull (Phil Jones place) on Friday night and he had a photo of the 2005 Tigersharks Semi final side. We reckon you've put on weight since then Gaz! You keep winning those Khe Sahn vouchers and bulk up then you might become a key positoin player like your brothers!! Was waiting to see if Brassil turned up...your brother Damien must be the only Hofert boy he hasn't had a blue with??
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Drug Check Monday, 1 June 2009 17:47
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The odd bulking of the Hofert boy has not gone unnoticed and we will be there with our glass on wednesday night to check.
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Hey drug check Monday, 1 June 2009 20:14
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You blokes have been taking the p155 out of me for years
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Drug Check Monday, 1 June 2009 21:11
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Yes this is true, but that has added further to suspicion as you only recently changed from squatting to standing and aiming.
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Ivan Kutchyakokov Tuesday, 2 June 2009 17:12
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I am the great mans surgeon. I performed a reverse strapadictomy a few weeks ago so the human growth hormones will still take some time to kick in. He is still missing his mate Stuey Lonie who absconded from my clinic in Phuket when they paid for a double surgery. Just hope his manboobs dont rival that of the great Duncunnator or the boys will be lining up to pick up the soap.
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138) Friday, 29 May 2009 00:14 Host: 123-243-102-148.static.tpgi.com.au
Mingus:- Look-out Gummies, the Old Wicks will be lobbing at Frangsterville once agin to take on the venerable Wishy, Rocky, Willo, Wheels at al.
Hope to have some numbers recruited, and get a few of our bloke double up, but now Crimmo from Marcellin rides in with the cavalry, 4 or 5 Bald Eagles are set to fill us up
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137) Thursday, 28 May 2009 08:30 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
TW Sherrin:- Who was that balding freakazoid getting hit on the noggin whilst jumping the fence at training last night? He wasnt trying to 'abduct' a footy was he? The hollow sound of it hitting his bonce reverberated around the ground with such alacricity, Sol Trojillo thought it was the start of the mexican hat dance ( Just a fugn joke Sol - get over it )
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Ross Faulkner Thursday, 28 May 2009 20:23
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leave homer alone...his bonce will be back in action
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136) Thursday, 14 May 2009 11:45 Host: CPE-124-176-180-18.vic.bigpond.net.au
Peechers Job of the Day:- ***URGENT***
I need a bloke with experience as a landscape gardener
Call Peechers on on 0409 008 277
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Jeremy Ron Monday, 18 May 2009 22:19
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you making another one of those porn fillums agin peechers?
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135) Tuesday, 12 May 2009 21:11 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Hey peechers:- WTF is it with the forum on the mpnfl website? Was trying to hook up with a sheila i met at flananagagananagananananans last week and we were cevertly communicating on the forum. Now im stuffed, maaaaaaaaaaaaate help me out here
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Peechers Wednesday, 13 May 2009 07:53
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Yeah I know. Nothing really to do with me. I made the thing and I host the thing. The MPNFL RUN the thing (or not run it in this case).
It certainly shows lost potential as it gets 2,500 - 5,000 hits per day.
It is still there and can be activated but thats up to the MPNFL not me.
And who were you seriously trying to kid here Gaz. Hooking up with a girl? riiiiggghhtt....
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Not really gaz Thursday, 14 May 2009 19:48
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Peechey - you got me in one, but i thought she was a girl but she did have that 'used to be a bloke kind of look about him-her' but she was really into Gary Numan and a retro bunch of flogs called Lizard
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134) Thursday, 7 May 2009 15:15 Host: CPE-124-176-180-18.vic.bigpond.net.au
peechers:- if anyone knows of someone with experience working as a concrete steel fixer, let me know. I have a job available.
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Vito Friday, 8 May 2009 08:45
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I have vast experience in concrete gumboots and making things just disappear
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133) Tuesday, 5 May 2009 07:01 Host: 169.83.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
BeerPimp:- Congrats to Wisha and the Gummys for winning on their first outing.
Speaking of outing, was that Brassil I saw in the Masters?
Bad luck with close games to the Supers and Masters.Time to focus on the next home game.
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Drag Queen Tuesday, 5 May 2009 08:52
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Brassil was outed years ago ... when on a bus trip to Craigieburn he was very keen to stop at the Greyhound Hotel on the way up the Nepean Highway. He claimed they had old style taps. After visiting the toilets I don't think he meant the CUB type either!!
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132) Sunday, 26 April 2009 18:53 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Gaz:- Great day down at Pines yesterday for the jumper preso. Well done to Macca on his organisational skills. Good to see Stu bags silding up to Macca (maybe a Prez in the making?) Good to see Granny still rading Ben Cousins wardrobe, the Bombers knock off the Pies and big Dell knock me off in the nearest the pin. Well done to all the appointed skippers, coaches and team managers. All the pre season training is now behind us - lets look forward to Sunday with 3 big wins for the new look Sharkies.
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131) Wednesday, 22 April 2009 08:56 Host: 169.83.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
Peechers:- Photos from the Carnival are up. Pics courtesy of Locknuts Photography.
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Stevie Friday, 24 April 2009 20:42
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Peechers, wondering if there's more than the 16 pic's postered?
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Steven Hawking Friday, 24 April 2009 23:50
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16? Maybe even 14
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Gaz Saturday, 25 April 2009 09:44
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Janeys got heaps of photos - even some of the southern carnival and some that may find their way onto some manlove websites. To save you searching, ring Peechers to get the site names
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130) Tuesday, 21 April 2009 09:03 Host: d122-109-184-183.meb11.vic.optusnet.com.au
HAWK:- Thanks Sharkies for a Gr8 day out! a really good event. Well organised,top stuff Macca. Good luck in 09.
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129) Monday, 20 April 2009 13:58 Host: 123-243-113-46.static.tpgi.com.au
Macca:- Thanks Cowboys for the feedback.. Was a great day....two things Stevie Simone is good for...being a great clubman and going on a footy trip with!!!!
His wife also reckons his OK in sack but we've asked for video evidence to prove her claims.
The regional set up has some merit. We've nominated to be on the steering committee brought up at the league AGM to consider the idea for the future.
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Gotta get out more Monday, 20 April 2009 16:20
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When said video is obtained is there a ticket price entry to view it or will it be kept inhouse?
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128) Monday, 20 April 2009 08:39 Host: 202-86-209-229.telarus.com.au
Flea,Cowboys:- Thanks again Sharkies for a terrific day on Sunday.Special mention to Steve behind the barbie,he is a great ambassador for your club.The boy has a fantastic attitude.Thanks again,good luck in 09
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127) Sunday, 19 April 2009 21:22 Host: c220-237-183-206.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
PIe:- Thanks again Sharkies for the great Sunday comp today.
Alot of the boys said theyd rather do that every second week than the current MAF set up. Bring on a southern league I say.
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126) Tuesday, 31 March 2009 14:21 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Gaz:- A quick Pambula Carnivale meeting will follow training tmrw night to sort out all the gory details. If you can't attend, call me on 0417824976 to get the goss.
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Gaz Tuesday, 31 March 2009 14:22
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Oh, I forgot, don't tell Granny we're going!!!
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125) Thursday, 26 March 2009 10:04 IP: 203.16.41.5
Schimma:- Dawesy, Are the Sharks taking a team to pambula at Easter. If you are can I saddle up with with you boys again. Schimma from the Cowboys
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Gaz Friday, 27 March 2009 08:38
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Schimma - Yes we are having a side and you are more than welcome to play with us. Any queries give me a call on 0417 824 976.
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124) Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:52 Host: 118.173.89.209.adsl.dynamic.totbb.net
peechers phuket report:- beer, sun, boobies...thats it until next report
love peechers
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madame ladyboy Wednesday, 18 March 2009 07:32
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So peechers, the breast augmentation went ok then? Did they do the spit thing with your nuts to make them like a snatch?
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Lost at Sea Wednesday, 18 March 2009 13:14
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Watch out Madame Loverboy, that sort of talk will have a certain President reinlisting quickly.
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peechers Wednesday, 18 March 2009 15:42
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nuts?
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Nuts? Thursday, 19 March 2009 07:47
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Yeah like 'show em your nuts'. I meant show em your really really really angry but you had to drop the strides and scare the children again. And Brassil says to say hello to the 12 children he fathered on various visits to the region.
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Macca Thursday, 19 March 2009 15:31
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Peechers say hello to all my special Thai friends. Miss Linda she is the lovely tour guide on the boat ride to Phi Phi Islands. You can tell her she is the one with the adams apple. Also say hi to all the "girls" at Simon Boys cabaret and the good folk on Bangla road at the Aussie bar. I always forget...when is the Kick boxing on in Phuket? I love Thailand
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Gaz Friday, 20 March 2009 17:39
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Peechers isnt in Phuket but Vietnam giving character references for Garry Glitter. Gary Numan flew him in in his Focker friendship and Peechers. Rumours that both men have been in talks about the reformation of the band Lizard has been rife in the capital Ho Chi Mihn city. Bitter former front man Kane 'Toady' Davies says he has the copyright for the band and that infamous footage of the band playing in the middle of the Ballam Park athletics track and also the very first Tigersharks social event, where a tall willowy well built blond in a shimmery green frock broke an intervention order by dancing with Gorden Peters the drummer before falling unconscious behind the juke box machine. Photos of the after party in the footy change rooms were posted on the internet and there are several civil cases pending. The mystery blonde tore a calf muscle having a kickm of the pill on the ground at 3 in the am. Never returning to the catwalk, she ended up as a door bitch at Les Girls in St.Kilda
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123) Tuesday, 17 March 2009 06:55 IP: 125.255.116.17
capt ghrumpy:- yes, we weakened and allowed the testosterone challenged one back into the team and the hof did not let us down, missing numererous run outs, making stuff all with the bat and bowling his usual assortment of wides, no balls and long hops. and all that was in practice!!!! a quick heads of ststae meetin was convened and we decided the only way to beat them was to take them out during the warm up. a nice juicy half tracker was bowled (hof) and wheels despatched it a a rapid rate stright into the cheek of the oppositions gun. he then retired hurt , very hurt and took no further part. cries of you dumb c##t, whats your problem fu##$%^ck were heard directed at wheels (mainly from the other sharkies) and trouble was brewing. end result anpother flogging
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Crash Tuesday, 17 March 2009 07:39
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Hmmmn, methinks that blow to the head of the opposition bat from the great angry silver fox went to his head instead. It was not the hoff that bolwed it is was thae man from the grassy knoll. Pity, as it was as full blooded pull shot that has ever come off the blade of the wheeled one.And we werent flogged - beaten by a dozen runs is not too bad. The hof had 3 catches dropped from his first over and only bowled 2 wides and got 3 ripping run outs and a catch. Cmon youse other blokes - lift your game or we'll be playing barefoot bowls next season
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122) Monday, 16 March 2009 07:58 Host: 123-243-113-46.static.tpgi.com.au
WORKING BEE AT PINES:- We are having a bit of a working bee to help set a few things up in the changes rooms at Pines this Sunday morning from 9-12. Pines have built a new storage area in the change rooms and the Tigersharks will have an area where we can keep all our equipment/training gear etc permanently locked up throughout the season. This will free up a fair bit of space from Dawesy’s and Hardy’s car boots!!
Jobs to be done are:
Painting (plaster walls and architraves, skirting)
Put some architrave and framing around a internal door
Help put up shelving in the change rooms (dyna bolts etc)
Concreting in a floor area in the old canteen
What we need is a few Sharkies to turn up and give us a hand who have the skills and some tools to do the above jobs. Pines have all the materials ready so we need a few tradeys or players who are pretty handy to come along and get these jobs done. We shouldn’t be there all day unless the dust etc is that bad we have to wash it away with a few beers in the rooms afterwards.
Let me know if you can help out. It will greatly improve facilities in the change rooms and we will be a major beneficiary of the work.
Regards Macca
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121) Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:34 IP: 125.255.116.17
capt grumpys back:- and with a resounding victory with which to beat our chests manfully about. took on a team called hackers and proved them correct. apparently the intake of 4 litres of jim beam prior to indoor cricket is not the best way to go about things but with hofert speared due to the need to go back to ballam park 7ths for a chance to find some form( out first ball last match-result -10runs and bowled the first ball result 4 runs) and jay of the triple variety away we fielded a strong side with matt shaw back along with a ringer we found in the car park and opened up a big ol can of whup ass. why did i say that cos stone cold said so
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Boom Cwash Thursday, 12 March 2009 12:24
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The only win youse blokes can muster is agin a bunch of brain impaired spazzos who bowl like granny and bat and bowl like Ricca. I obnly ansatined myself so youse blokes could taste the sweet ambrosia of victory and it mat well inspire you to drink from that fountain again. And i wasnt speared from the selection commitee, i fugn resigned!!
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Mrs Hofert Saturday, 14 March 2009 09:39
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My little boy Gary disnt go back to the Ballam park 7ths - he went straight inot the seconds where he cut a swathe tking one catch and making 1 run. He is batting very well in the nets, in good form, technique good but keeps getting out. He is working on his reverse swing so much that he is getting the new ball to go Irish - even though he bowls ealry on indoors. He is back on track after being inspired by the heroics on the Southern Africa savanahhs. Look out whoever the foe of the Tigersharks may be next
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120) Tuesday, 10 March 2009 12:28 IP: 125.255.116.17
offence taken:- suggestions that i may defect to mornington, questions about my loya;lty, mateship of effort at the ball can all be dealt with but never, i repeat never mention me in the same sentence as ricca again. there will be repercussions felt. stand by
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spelling expertius Wednesday, 11 March 2009 23:44
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mmm ... wrote that in a hurry, did you?
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Cpt #@*%!stirrer Thursday, 12 March 2009 08:01
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wheels-ricca, wheels-ricca,wheels-ricca. Will that throw the cat amongst the pigeons?
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119) Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:58 Host: CPE-121-219-248-11.vic.bigpond.net.au
surely not??:- Is there truth in the rumour the Greek God mentioned below is back at Frankston?
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Peanut Wednesday, 4 March 2009 20:09
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There were several western oriental gentleman at training tonight but I dont know which one you mean, surely. But this I do know, they were all fugn ordinary
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118) Sunday, 1 March 2009 15:20 Host: c211-28-47-189.frank2.vic.optusnet.com.au
masters masters:- well after the noble invitation from no nuts choco, wheels, possum and bruce the goose were all set to proudly display the big v of metro type in the masters games at geelong in the manner of ablett, chapman and ling at skilled stadium. alas, no sooner was the offer accepted than the dirty toerag chco withdrew it (something i wish his father had done 50 odd yeasr ago)thus leaving our three stooges at the mercy of the erstwhile recruiters formn the raiders from the south. so off we went and did franger proud, err -didnt embarrass ourselves, ok then we made tools of ourselves and played #@*%!e . the mornington boys were offered choco and after a number of threats were made against myself and my family we withdrew the offer and got on with playing footy.go9od fun was had by all and the boys had a real shot with a couple of the chicky babes from the koo wee rup over 65's netball team but couldnt find the supply of blue pills so decided to withdraw that offer as well
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Mrs Wheeler Monday, 2 March 2009 09:38
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You Franger boys should note that my boy Gregory was named in the best players. Don't upset him or else he may follow the lead of that lovely young Greek God that has the turning circle of one of Aristotle Onassis fleet and up and run to Mornington
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Mr Con Dasending Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:27
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We will give young Gregor a release from the Gummys if he wants to play with the Raiders. Tis akin to Barassi going from Melbourne to Carlton, Chipp from labour to the Democrats or Ricca from one side to tother. If he dont know the way, go up the highway, trun right at Maccas and find his way up main St to Goosey park. Theyll welocme you with open arms
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117) Sunday, 1 March 2009 05:42 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Crash pt 2 of a 4 part trilogy:- Then it was the Changsters turn at bat. Coming in at number 4, the side was in all sorts at 2 for 45 off 15. What followed was some fine late cuts, superb on drives and some lusty hitting when required. Being the UN cricket ambassador of fair and genltmeanmly conduct, the Chang went to cut a ball and got the faintest of edges, that even Snickco wouldnt have registered. The keeper was the only one up and the Changeter tucked the V100 under the arms and trudged off, Scenes then bought teary eyes to the fore as to a mna, the YC boys congratulated him on his chivalry and good sportsmanship. A lot of manlove thingy happened then and a few bromances will probably start from that time on, but in a lesson that the iCC shoiuld heed, if ya hit it then fugn walk you peanut. And if you get 2 punctures at the same time on ya bike, the Gods are trying to tell you summat
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herr hofert talks schisen Sunday, 1 March 2009 15:12
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Its always a good thing when faced with the 2nd puncture of the day to have a fair dinkum, dinky die, staunch, get in the trenches with him type of mate that can pick you up in his motorised conveyance and assist you to get home otherwise a man would be relying on his chromosomally challenged gender nonspecific mate who is torn between femininity and gayness to pick you up. But he would have been home in bed with a nasty lugy and probably didn’t want to go out in the precipitation lest his panties shrank
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Mrs Hofert Monday, 2 March 2009 16:11
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Now Mrs Wheel, you tell young Gregor not to bother coming around here no more no more no more. He velly bad boy. He not sexually confused enough with all this internet pawn he talk about. Just what the hell is phisting and I know he love that bloke Animal but how has he got his own websites?
And my cunning plan of the old thumbtacks on the road outside the Wheel mansion worked a treat.
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116) Sunday, 1 March 2009 05:35 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Crash:- The legedn that is the Changster grew longer and lager mythical qualities day of the yester. Playing the old foe in the Young Christian Workers (ecuminical as always our Changy) he was called upon to roll the arm over. From much laughter and guffaws from all and sundry. The Changster marked his run up, had a run through then let rip. the first pill was akin to the Warne to Gatting pill of the last century. Pithced middle and off, did a bit off the deck to guzzump the bat by millimetres. His fielders then proceeded to drop 3 cathes in the next 3 overs, much to the exasperation of the great Changman. Final ball of his spell - the stage is set. This ball must be straight and full - and it was!!! Cannoning into the bat (well beaten for pace) it rapped the pds to cartwheel middle peg 54 metres backward and kill 3 sparrows and a starling on its journey. Joy and jubilation as the Changster claimed his first victim since when the invetnion that is colour tv.
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115) Wednesday, 25 February 2009 10:19 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Gaz:- A big thank you from the Ballam Park CC to all who attended the Bushfire Fundraiser last Sunday. At last count, over $5,000 was raised for the appeal.
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114) Thursday, 19 February 2009 18:46 Host: c220-237-182-137.sunsh5.vic.optusnet.com.au
capt grumpy:- another monday night another flogging. going ok until 25 needed off last 2 overs stuey had a crack and was bowled twice and that was that. animal proved to be a very reliable bowler and managed to keep the ball off the roof unlike the bloke he replaced who is to be forevermore known as the rock hard soft c##k as he pulled out with an ingrown toenail. animal in granny out. jones, smith, dawes, manning all guilty of no ticker. or maybe they are just smarter than the rest of us and saved their 11 bucks??? theres always next week
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straight driver Saturday, 21 February 2009 08:22
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Fugn Lamina, the only flat bat straight back down the pitch going for 6 two feet off the ground braeking the speed of sound and animal gets in the way and cops it in the comic cuts. Never again will i be able to summon the strength needed to smote such a ball again. But at least he bowls better than grandma
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113) Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:44 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Gaz:- Just a big thaniks to a few of the lads for having a trundle and bat with me at Ballam Park CC yesterday. To Wheels, Stuey and Jay and also Duncan Smith for sub fielding - a huge goodonya from me. The support was also great with Holly, Meredith and Duncs boys, Max, Dustin, Olivia, Trish, Janey, Callum & Lucas seeing the boys post a competitive 168 to see the other side pass the total for the loss of one wicket!! Ah well, we all had a ball. And the beer was cold and the sledging between the boys was gold. Thanks all.
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Casual Observer Monday, 16 February 2009 12:41
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I wish you blokes played footy as well as you do cricket...might have won a game against you
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darrell hair Thursday, 19 February 2009 18:42
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fair dinkum hofert got hit on the pads plumb in front on the full that often that i swore he was doing it on purpose.managed to keep the finger down until the old fella got a thick edge to the first aggressive shot he had played and walked for the manful total of 12 runs. big stubagger managed a couple of balls before allowing the ball through where it missed both leg and off stumps but sadly cannoned into middle half way up. triple jay looked the goods holding up and end and scored 3 in a 78 run partnership ( 2 of them were leg byes)and wheels was in for the last over and attempted to hit the first 3 balls to postcode 3200 but missed each one . nudged one to cover for an easy single and left it to jay. we were flogged but it was a good day cries of hit it you gimp, it that all you've got custard arm and does your husband bowl were heard and they are the printable ones
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no ball, hairy!!! Saturday, 21 February 2009 08:19
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Hairy, once sagin you let the facts get in the way. The great Hoff made 11 runs and Jay contributed 12 in a partnership of 97. Mrs Lonie really pi55ed me off when he got bowled and I wanted to trigger him, from square leg. Yes i did get rapped on the pads but was 8 steps down the track and you never give lb's if you are forward or has the ICC ruling changed since they gave you the lemon and sars. And that yell about custard arm, well 8 blokes trun around when that was yelled. And I have photgraphic proof that that ball did reach the boundary --the act of throwing with your left foot inches past the cone on the boundary. It will never see the light of day unless you pay money into my Bank of Nigeria account
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112) Friday, 13 February 2009 14:42 IP: 125.255.116.17
capt grumpy:- right you blokes. some dna testing is required ( no not you ricca) i wish to establish how many of us possess the correct balance of chromosomes cos i suspect a couple of us may be in receipt of double x chromosomes not the required xy to have some degree of masculinity bwhich would enable us to perfom on the cricket pitch with some degree of eptinitude (thats the opposite of ineptitude hof)
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Grandma Sunday, 15 February 2009 13:27
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Now Wheel - A little known fact is that I used to be a girl now imagine how fugn ugly I was back then compared to how fugn ugly I am now, so dont go on about gender reassignment and the like. And I beleive the correct opposite of ineptitude is eptitude as i frequently got that written on my report card at Methodist Ladies college
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111) Tuesday, 10 February 2009 17:49 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Sir Capitulation:- It was the greatest schemmozzle!! Last night the Tigersharks lads were completely and utterly spanked with a very big stick. It will go down in the annals (note the 2 n's Ricca) as a shellacking of monumental proportions. It was like the lads were playing with their opposite hands and with one eye shut. Signs were ominous when Juniors Hofert and Manning bowled the skipper during the warm up. All bowlers were carted and the batting was even more ordinary. Maybe a game of the outdoor variety will change the fortunes of the boys. Get down to Ballam Park this Saturday at 1pm to see how the boys go.
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110) Monday, 9 February 2009 10:15 Host: CPE-58-164-117-17.vic.bigpond.net.au
Dawesy:- That indoor centre is like a wind tunnel!! Every time I bowled a huge gust of wind would blow my balls off the pitch. Normally a satisfying experience, but alas, disappointing last Monday. Just like whirlwind Dave Warner, time for the Dawes to have a spell.
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109) Wednesday, 4 February 2009 10:20 IP: 125.255.116.17
captain very grumpy:- apologies for my tardiness in updating all you sharkies out there with the bated breathes. we managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory (again) and lost by 1 run. we have been approached by ricky ponting looking to brainstorm with us. granny was entrusted with the last over and bowled strangley well to keep them down to the point where they only passed us with one ball to spare. the granmdmother then produced a ball that dipped, swang, nipped back off the seam and did everything but bowl the unfortunate tool that was facing. dawes, wheels and johnny are back to the nets for some remedial work cos they were #@*%!e. jay was again struck by the sniper on the grassy knowl ala eastern districts 2006 and hit the deck hard having been struck a manful bowl by matt shaw. once the rest of us had recovered form our fits of laughter we administer tea and sympathy to triple j in copious doses (not) watch out next week hell hath no fury like an old sharkie embarassed.
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googly Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:16
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Watching a couple of the last pills the grandmother sent down in the last over was some what resemblent of the greta Fred Flintstone at the bowling alley - I'm still mesmerised. Are they still going to raise the net roof's for the nest round?
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Andy Hillbitch Thursday, 5 February 2009 07:06
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The Board of cricket Australian have expressed their grave concern for this team. I have been charged to do nothing else but try to rectify the position to one of respectability. Therefore, Captain Grumpy will be given a weeks leave at the local sanitarium to reinvigor hisself. We point out that the Board toatlly supports him and his lofty position and salary. One other player shall join the silver fox at the loony err institutiion, but as yet to be decided. The board feels perhaps a change of leadership for one game may be best for all and sundry. The side for next Mondays clash against the 'Flogs of Franga' will be announced in the next 48 hours.
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Swervin' Merv Thursday, 5 February 2009 08:38
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Thanks for the update. By the way don't ever say I have Bato's breath. Wouldn't wish that upon anyone....mixed smell of tinned cat food and man meat!
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108) Wednesday, 4 February 2009 07:39 Host: 203-213-14-138-kia-ts2-2600.tpgi.com.au
Swervin' Merv:- Can we please be updated on the latest from the ICC tournament at Seaford. Heard the old Silver Fox saying he was looking forward to another night with his bat in hand and balls swinging around his ears. I assume he was talking about the cricket???
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The Crash Wednesday, 4 February 2009 09:36
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If I could type in the sounds of crickets I would right now. The sounds of silence from the inddor lads is deafening. I'm yet to hear a score or anything about the game. It is the highlight of my week reading about he jolly escapades of those fruity boys. The shenanigans and goings on thrill me to my back teeth. This week hasnt been the same - did they play? was there a power surge that interrupted supply? is someone playing big brother and stopping the truth from coming out? Was the team balance upset and too much ying and not enough yang? Please answer my queries as i am concerned about the situation.
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107) Tuesday, 3 February 2009 10:42 IP: 202.136.14.9
The Spy:- It looks as though one of our guys isn't as fit as he thinks he is. Whilst sitting in a grandstand last Sunday after training at Waverley, an empty can of Jim Beam was lying on the ground. A small gust of wind starting blowing the can towards the end of the grandstand and before he could think, this sharkie player started to run after it, but lost the race as the can blew off into the car park below. Maybe this big guy (who likes to eat) should push a bit harder on the track. Be carefull out there??????
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106) Tuesday, 3 February 2009 06:19 Host: ammail.amitygroup.com.au
Crash Bandycoot:- How did the boys go last night? Another win , I hope, as predicted by the great fuhrer.
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105) Friday, 30 January 2009 11:21 IP: 125.255.116.17
captain grumpy:- due to circumstances conspiring to fug up selection process completely the team for monday 3 feb is as follows wheels, matt shaw, john collins, granny, stu, dawesy. that means the hof has been sent back to the nets to try and regain some form in some aspect of the game and dawesy ( i can talk the talk but can i walk the walk) is in to back up his outlandish statements
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captain grumpy Friday, 30 January 2009 11:25
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forgot triple jay he gets the #@*%! err a short rest as well
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Crash Boom Oprah Sunday, 1 February 2009 08:43
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Hmmnnn, interesting turn of events. One half of the selection panel dropping the other half for a game. could be very interesting next Saturday as a few of the boys are palying at Ballam Park CC under the guidance of the Hoff. One said selector could find hisself on the very well worn path of fine leg to fine leg, one he is very well aware of. He may well have to give up the pies for a week as rumour has it he will bowl a #@*%! load of them next week. Matt Shaw and Jay of the triple are yet to be confirmed but hopefully they will get the necessary leave pass to play. Get down to see the return of the angry silver fox as he bats at 11 and umpires for 40 overs and picks up the cones and stumps after the days play
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Andrew Hilditch Monday, 2 February 2009 08:49
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Time and venue,looking for a few likely types to take with us on upcoming tour to ex Nazi Kingdom.This angry silver fox sounds like the type we are after.Am expecting a big showing.
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silver fox Wednesday, 4 February 2009 10:27
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fugn angry allright. look out hof, an errant elbow may connect with the back of your follicly challenged bonce on my way to fine leg. i want- no demand- the new pill with triple j and we will decimate the opposiiton in very quick style so that we can retire to the bar. and what makes you think i will bowl pies. they're usually more in the watermelon style.
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104) Wednesday, 28 January 2009 19:43 Host: 30.64.161.202.static.vic.chariot.net.au
Wisha:- Happy new season to you all . As you are aware Frankston as summitted a proposal to for an over 47s side for this coming season . Its up to all of us to recruit as many players for all 3 sides as you can.I will be at training to take down names for all players who wish to join our teams. See me at trainig or ring me on 0407 880199 or email peter.w@flw.com.au. Cheers
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103) Tuesday, 27 January 2009 16:06 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Esme Watson:- Now you hang on having a go at that Basil Rathbone looklaike in the young dashing Hoff. He wakes me up evry morning with a cuppa and a little something extra to give me a pep in my step - a tim tam or two. That nasty little man Gorden Peters should be banned from every home in Melbourne after that episode with Doris down the corridor. When he started getting amorous with Dot, she said 'be careful Gordon, I have acute angina' to which Mr Peters replied 'strewth Doris, I'm pretty well endowed but dont brag about it'. But he's such a lovely bloke jhe can park his hush puppies under my zimmer frame anyday
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102) Monday, 19 January 2009 20:39 Host: c211-28-40-220.frank2.vic.optusnet.com.au
captain grumpy:- here we go, on the board at long last the sharkies indoor cricket team triumphed manfully tonight 58 runs to 33. Highlights were the chang/wheels opening partnership of 19 which allowed for these boys losing 4 wickets in 4 balls. marvellous effort that chang caught, wheels run out, chang caught, chang stumped. cries of hit it for fugs sake and that was from chang. after the run out also heard were cries of yes, no, wait and finally oh #@*%!e you dumb clunt. manly jay managed to spill 2 caught and bowled puds that paul harris would have swallowed (so would linda lovelace but i digress). matt shaw who was named in the pre season draft but only debuted tonight due to salary cap issues may have to be nicknamed "the difference" as he took 3/19 and made 18 runs. mrs lonie and nephew ryan did well to stem the flow of their own wickets whilst batting sufficiently to score the mammoth and daunting total of 5 runs in 4 overs but as mentioned jay and shawy got us up to a competitive total with a partnership of 34. all hail the mighty sharkies thanks god we speared granny, johnny and dawesy tonight the hacks
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foghorn leghorn Monday, 19 January 2009 20:47
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great win boys. one of the best line-ups we've had in all year lets keep dawesy out i reckon young wheels should have a run after his stellar performance on debut cant believe he was dropped and granny can sit out and rest. a few beers went down very well after the great win.
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Oh, bummer!!! Tuesday, 20 January 2009 08:01
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hmmnn, that grumpy old front bum can forget some pertinent facts when he chooses. Yes the changster was shouse in the batting ( and bowling) for that matter but got the lads of to a pearler with a run out and cacth in the first 2 balls of the innings. Set the tome early and the young flogs shat themselves and were never in the hunt, Rex. Young triple j has to work on his caught and bowls though. But great first up win for the lads which poses soke interesting selection dilemmas - Granny will be fit, Johny Collins ready anmd Doorsy right after having his paper cut come good with medication.
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Bradmanesque Friday, 30 January 2009 09:36
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Fairly cruel comments about the non appearance of Dawesy the other night. The poor bloke was taken down by a spider bite to the foot region. Good news is with his new found powers akin to Peter Parker, the great man should be able to spin a catastrofic web of intent to unwary bowlers, or at worst spin a good yarn or two. Maybe hard to dislodge Matt the "sure thing", however, as with D.Warner, one swallow doesn't make a summer, Hmm! it can make a gentleman happy though!!
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101) Tuesday, 13 January 2009 15:42 Host: c211-28-209-43.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
victor crumpett:- The lads had another outing last night and fell at the last hurdle by a mere 5 runs. Huighlight no doubt was the sizzling debut of our own Warner, Johnny Collins. The little bloke smacked the ball akin to kicking heads at the Gundowner yrs ago. His bowling was treat also unlike the geriatriaclly nemd one, who comes in to bolw like a molly dooker and lets its rip on the right. True, his first 2 wickets occurred whent he atsmen fell about laughing at the absurdity of the action, which surley has to come under scrutiny from the ICC.A ripping caught and bolwed by the angry silver skipper kept the boys in the game in the penumlitmate over but despite good bowling by jay the triple the boys are 0-2 at the minute. Messrs Hilditch and Hughes may have to make the hard decision and 'rest' a player or 2 in the name of team balance.
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Yabba on the hill Wednesday, 14 January 2009 07:25
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The perfomrnace in the two outings so far remind me a bit of the late Mama Cass eating her ham sandwich, or one of Ron Jeremy's young conquests....on each occassion they choked!!!
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Greg Normally Friday, 16 January 2009 08:35
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Maybe we call ourselves the Jana Novotnas or the Michael Hutchence. Great chokers both of them. And the thought of Ronald Jeremy giving it to Mama Cass makes me upchuck my chickpea, alfalfa and couscous paella.
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Fat Cat Ritchie Friday, 16 January 2009 13:56
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Gary Gilmour wielded willow and from what I hear of Wheeler's batting it is equivalent to timidly waving a paddle pop stick!
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100) Tuesday, 6 January 2009 07:00 IP: 125.255.116.17
super sixes:- great 2nd up effort at 6 man indoor cricket by the sharkie geriatrics playing against a mob of 25 year old. these lads spent 2 minutes watching us warm up before the game and decided they could brush parctice and have a couple of extra schooners.the big changmeister opened up and showed the way batting with he of the optically challenged by making 25 for the first partnership. wheels senior and junior then went in and made 45 due to wheels junior rejecting the old mans genetic handmedowns. mrs lonie and jay of the manly variety played it hard and tough until jay fell out of his crease on the last ball and was stumped mercilessly-tool. chang and granny bowled an assortment of wides full tosses and half pitchers. wheels got spanked for a 7, wheels jnr and jay held us together. gave the responsibility for bowling the last over to mrs lonie as we had 22 runs up our sleeve- well not for f###ing long- bang smash crash. guess they could have had another coupla schooners. we will prevail next week as hilditch(wheels) and hughes(hofert) will be swinging the axe vociferously
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Foghorn leghorn Tuesday, 6 January 2009 09:18
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NOW HOLD ON THERE BOY!!! Did witness the game at the Gabba last night and your assesment are akin to that peanut Crash Craddock of the Current Bum. The great Changster finished with 2-10 off 2 overs, well below the average rpo for the night. The mystically optical one was #@*%!e, young mr wheeler was a standout and should be automatic selection each week. Methinks next week, we meet at the Gundowner for a few sherberts and go down swinging -and im not talking about those parties at riccas joint either. Yes the selectors have some soulseasrching to do but like all selectors are open to bribery and graft - youo know my number
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99) Friday, 19 December 2008 19:23 Host: c211-28-56-153.frank1.vic.optusnet.com.au
Gaz:- Well done to all and sundry for a great 2008. Was a ripping year for the club - first flag, undefeated all season, heaps of new blokes in the club, club in the black for the first time and a strong untied commitee going into '09. Fair dinkum, most MPNFL clubs would love to have that kind of commitment and attendance at their AGM's. Warms the #@*%!les of the heart to see so many blokes really embracing the club. The club is in very good shape to go into divvy 2 next year and with new blood coming in and old farts dropping down to the masters. With Wish and Choco in charge of the 47's all is looking good for 09. A very merry Christmas ( lets put the Christ back into Xmas!! ) and a happy new year to all Tigersharks - old and new.
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